His aides handed out “Fredzels,” which, as near as I could determine, are pretzels. Thompson maintained his folksy style.
“It’s good to be back in home territory where they know how to cook green beans!” he said.
Everybody cheered.
“And they are not crunchy!” he continued.
Everybody cheered again.
People of South Carolina, hear my plea! Needing to gum one's beans is not a good qualification to be president! I know you may think we're crass and rude up here in what you call the Nawth, but we like our leaders to have some teeth to them.
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