Saturday, March 28, 2009

Delays and Complications

I am still out there.
Sorry for the lack of updates.

I will be better next week.
I promise.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

My newest foe: Bob Greene

Apparently, the Elderly Menace has dirt on Bob Greene.

How else to explain the following paragraph?
Now they are feeling it, and there is nothing that we -- their sons and daughters, their grandsons and granddaughters -- can do to convince them that their fear in the night is groundless. What they are being forced to go through now is -- in the most elemental sense of this word -- a shame. I hope they know how sorry we are.

Well, Mr. Greene, I'll apologize when they apologize for making me listen to their rambling pointless stories about turnips, for their gibberish letters to the editors of newspapers that always start with "As a senior citizen...", for their insistence on being knelt down to. And let's not even get into Ronald Reagan.

Until then, I'm too busy trying to restore my own shattered savings.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Keep Talking, You Crazy Old Man.

Rush Limbaugh IS the Elderly Menace.

Where is the compromise between good and evil? Should Jesus have cut a different deal? Serious. From the standpoint of what we have to do, folks, this is not about taking a policy or a process that the Democrats have put forward and fighting around the edges. If we're going to convince the minds and hearts of the American people that what's about to happen to them is as disastrous as anything in their lives in peacetime, we're going to have to discuss philosophy with them. We are going to have to talk about principles, because our principles are not present in what's happening here. So where the hell do we go to compromise what we believe in when our principles are not their principles, they're just the opposite of what's happening?

He's really unhinged, isn't he?

This is what Conservatives believe. They believe everything Drug Addict Rush Limbaugh says. When you run into a Conservative (and my sympathies if you do), know that they agree with Draft Dodger Rush Limbaugh and think his ideas are what America needs.

Rush Limbaugh hates America, and so do Conservatives.