MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- A convicted felon who became a motivational speaker -- and used his life experiences to warn teens about the dangers of drugs and crime -- is accused of going on a bender, threatening to kill his girlfriend and her son, and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne.*
...reminds me of this:
Need more laughs?
Check out his webpage.
* Broken Link. Try this for more good stuff on this guy.