Let My People Go

When a town with a pyramid scheme has a river that runs red, you know some serious shit's about to go down.
Ken Sehlmeyer of the Grand Rapids Fire Department says there were numerous callers concerned about the redness of the Grand River.

“We got calls that there was some type of red chemical possibly in the [Grand] River and at that time we sent an [fire] engine out to investigate.” [We] tried to determine where it was coming into the river and how far downstream it had gotten.”

Keep in mind the river running red is the FIRST plague. Keep checking Positively Unemployed for updates on locusts, etc.

For all the bible thumping going on in that town, you'd think the residents would recognize biblical precedent.