I'll tell you what's the matter with Kansas. The elderly have declared war on Liberal law officers.
The 90-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested yesterday for assaulting a police officer 50 years his junior after the nonagenarian was stopped for disobeying a traffic control device. After his 2003 Buick was pulled over, Stevens allegedly struck Sergeant Daniel Yorio in the arm and resisted arrest.
Something tells me Bill O'Reilly has been inciting this behavior. He has an old people army under his command consisting of soldiers who look like this:
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You know who else is old and lives in Kansas? William S. Burroughs. He's old, dead, and a hippie. If you stare into the eyes of that 90 year-old, you can see his evil, vacant soul. Stay away from Kansas.
Don't you dare call Burroughs a hippy.
1. He was a beatnik.
2. He shot his wife.
Hippies, on the other hand, couldn't get wives, and wrote HORRIBLE poetry.
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