Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Has it really been more than two weeks?

Yes. Yes it has.

A lot has happened. But I would like to address something which bothers me today. To do that, I would like to direct this post to Bruce Springsteen.
Bruce, stop endorsing Democratic presidential candidates.

I know your heart's in the right place, and I'm right on the balustrades with you, but John Kerry didn't do so well once you endorsed him. Change your strategy: Endorse Old Man Huggies. Say he's the greatest thing ever. Say you wrote "Born in the USA" about him. It just might work.

I love you, Boss. But I don't think we should take any chances with this election.

Sincerely,

Frankie Machine

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