Saturday, April 01, 2006

Workin’ on the Chain Gang

A sign the apocalypse is a’ comin’: the kiddie chain gain -

Every once in a while, I see a pack of children walking down the street tethered together via what looks like a rubber rope. They are controlled by female slave drivers who bark orders at them and literally drag them along if they fall. These kids do not look happy. I assume that these unfortunate children are being led to work in the diamond mines, where they belong.

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