Gonna be a good week.

Unfunny Comic Strip of the Day

Self-deluded U of C alum of the Day
"Such is the challenge and, to some extent, the point of publishing an X-rated magazine at the University of Chicago, a campus renowned for intellectual rigor rather than raw libido, and where, according to a popular T-shirt, "fun comes to die." "We're the ugly campus, and damn it, we're hot too!" declared Rutherfurd, 21, a junior and Vita's editor in chief. "It's distinctly U. of C. There's no Miss January. There's a hot girl and she's reading a book!" "

One pose seemed more sleepy than sexy, with the model, a public policy student, splayed on her back under an open paperback. Another caught hardly any cleavage above "The Craft of Research." The student looked washed out. Scared. Not particularly hot.

Another convert who knows the truth:

I gotta start charging these people royalties.