I'm off to our nation's Capitol for the weekend.
Congress wants me to testify in regard to combating the elderly menace.
I intend to track down Strom Thurmond and kick him.
Friday, June 16, 2006
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"He's a poet, he's a picker. He's a prophet, he's a pusher. He's a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he's stoned. He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction, takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home." --Kris Kristofferson, The Pilgrim
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Watch your back, Frankie. The AARP is headquartered in DC. It could turn into a Simpsons-esque riot by the elderly if they find out you're in town.
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