Twofer

Forgive the fact that this is a comic strip from yesterday. It reaches for the nadir of funny.
For Better or For Worse.

An old person is trying to decide how his ashes should be divided.
Oh, my. That sound you heard was my gut being busted and my butt being laughed off. Simultaneously.
For Better or For Worse makes the entire comics section reek of old people.
Thanks to the genius that is The Comics Curmudgeon , which everyone here should read daily.

I mean, if you're going to laugh at the elderly, use real life stories.
The retired German man tried to get away from police after having stolen a t-shirt in a clothing shop by giving an officer a bite on the arm but only left a wet mark from his gums instead.