More Nerds!

And by that, I mean there should be fewer nerds.
While watching Cartoon Network's Adult Swim in a fit of whiskey-insomnia, I learned of another Nerdstock called "Comic-Con." Having been intrigued by DragonCon and its bevy of socially awkward mating tantrums, I investigated further. And brother, you need to see this. Comic-Con is to DragonCon what Altamont was to Woodstock. Only without the rock and roll.

You think that's bad? Then you are a pansy who needs to examine the netherworld of the soul. Like this:


I apologize if any of you are offended or scarred, but you needed to understand where all my rage comes from.