Let's see if I still got it

Unfunny Comic Strip of the Day

The elderly now think it's their right to drive on the sidewalk.
The state took away Steinbach's driver's license in June of 2004, citing health reasons. He's been riding the mower at least a few times a week a half mile to spots such as the Piggly Wiggly supermarket and Beyer's True Value hardware store.

A little rusty, I know. But if someone were to write, say, an exposee on Prison Hooch or Malt Liquor, a Malt Liquor Challenge even, I might start getting inspired.