You're kidding me.
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards may have violated Scotland's new smoking ban by lighting up during a concert.

This is what the great scofflaw of rock and roll is done in by? A smoking ban?

I admit a devotion to Keith Richards, as he showed proper respect for the music of my Chicago. But when we start busting elderly musicians for smoking CIGARETTES...well, that's the end of it all, isn't it?

You wanna go after old people who break the law, how about this guy?