And lest you forget

The mob is filled with the elderly.

A 96-year-old mobster accused of overseeing robberies, money laundering and bank fraud for the Genovese crime family pleaded guilty to racketeering conspiracy Wednesday, but because of his age, he was likely to face only house arrest.

House arrest?
if I had a rapsheet like this guy, you think I'd get house arrest? Not ol' Frankie Machine, no sir. I'd get sent straight to Joliet.

But because he's old, he gets special treatment. And if you think about it, it really doesn't make sense to sentence him to house arrest. Why? Where did all the great cinematic mob bosses do their business? IN THEIR HOUSES!

You wanna sentence this guy? How about you have some 16 year old goombah throw cold water on him.