to the average Minnesotan single male.
Remember that he can breed, and you have a good idea of how bad it is here.
A male of the species, in any other state of the Union (and I include Mississippi and Georgia), who had such ideas and mulletosity, would not have lived long enough to pass on his genes. Thanks to Minnesota's Passive-Aggressive environment, though, he has been allowed to survive to procreate.
Say what you will about the Deep South, at least they know how to weed out the weak and the lame.
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"He's a poet, he's a picker. He's a prophet, he's a pusher. He's a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he's stoned. He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction, takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home." --Kris Kristofferson, The Pilgrim
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Is Florida really the South? It seems to escape definition, being the haven of both the elderly and execution-loving pseudo cowboys... I am headed to Orlando in two months. I promise to get drunk and go to Space Mountain.
Remember,
there is apparently a bar in Epcot.
How I know this is a mystery.
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