Ah, Pittsburgh

Let the word go forth...
"Pittsburgh has nothing to offer a young person. Everything about Pittsburgh smells of old people who are "stuck in their ways" and afraid to change."

Oh man, did he touch a nerve.
"After he's been around this town another 40 years and has been taxed up to his eyeballs and had his pockets picked on bizarre ventures, then perhaps his attitude will change for the better. And guess what, Joe? Then you will have become one of those smelly old people."