Saturday, January 14, 2006

Jeez, lady. Get to the point!

I swear Grampa Simpson is writing these things. From Oak Park, IL:
"But don’t write us off too quickly. We senior citizens have much to offer these youngsters in their 40s, 50s and 60s if they care to listen and learn from our history."

I used to live in Oak Park, and it was indeed what Hemingway said: "Broad lawns and narrow minds." And it smelled worse than Pittsburgh.

p.s. Unfunny Comic of the Day and [Insert Derogatory Adjective] U of C Alum of the Day will return on Monday.

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