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The elderly steal children's presents.
An elderly woman may face charges after she reportedly refused to return a child's ball that was given as a Christmas gift but then kicked into her yard by a child.

Holy Crap!
I did not know Marilu Henner went to the University of Chicago.
"My roommate Linda was dating him (Brown), and he would walk me back to the dorm from physics class to see her," said Henner, who later became an actress on the TV series Taxi and in Broadway shows.

Weird, huh? I bet the U of C experience was the best preparation for dealing with Tony Clifton.