A little late...

But I must concede a point:
Minneapolis-St.Paul sending Keith Ellison to be the first Muslim Congressman is a good thing, and is pretty cool and emblematic of what America should be.

Therefore, I, Frankie Machine, make the following retraction:
The 136,061 people who voted for Keith Ellison are neither pigf**kers nor meth addicts.



I'd like it known, though, that Keith Ellison moved here from Michigan.