Saturday, December 30, 2006

Guess what I'm doing tonight...

Dear CNN:
Stop referring to Gerald Ford as "simple."
It's a condescending term that is usually used to wax nostalgic about Midwesterners.

You want "simple" folk?

Come to Minnesota.

Sincerely,

Frankie Machine.


p.s. How many war criminals could YOU count in the funeral coverage?

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