Friday, February 03, 2006

A corker of an idea!

Those crazy college kids may be on to something.
"Thankfully, we don't have to sail to Scandinavia or give our kids embarrassing names in order to support the elderly and not come off as bleeding heart liberals. If I may be so bold, I would like to propose a nation-wide "zooification" program for the elderly.

For twenty bucks a pop, us normal people can stroll through finely tailored gardens, cotton candy and salted peanuts in hand, and laugh at the wonder of God's most awkward creatures."

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