Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Brilliant



"I shot a man in Texas,
just to watch him die."

"Early one mornin while makin the rounds,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot an old man down!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Cheney waited to report to authorities because he was hunting drunk, and that would've brought charges. Since I live near Cheney's house and drive by it several timnes a week, I am in fear for my safety. To quote DC police chief Charles Ramsey, "It just goes to show you can get shot anywhere in this city." Save me, Jebus!

Frankie Machine said...

I suggest wearing a blaze orange jacket and hat, and standing outside his house with a big sign that says "Please don't shoot me." You would, of course, get shot. But not by DIck Cheney!