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Unfunny Comic Strip of the Day

Quintessential U of C alum of the day
"He balanced his high school work with extra classes for gifted students at the University of Chicago's lab school and played accordion on the street"

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This old person gets it.
"Plus, all your friends who had the sense to go to the pub three times a week for beer and cigarettes instead of doing the unicycling and cabbage eating will have popped their clogs long ago and youÂ’ll have nobody to enjoy all this hard-won old age with anyway"