God Save The Queen

Stow it, Limey!
The Queen has called for more understanding between young and old people in her Christmas message.
In the speech, she said elderly people needed to be shown respect, while young people needed to be looked after and offered good advice and guidance.

Of course she'd say that. She's OLD!

And if you visit the comment board on that story here, you'll see the supposedly cultured Brits are just as incoherent as anyone else. My favorite missive from across the pond:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. How can u say that. The queen is the head of state and if u r complaing that she doesnt do anything you would be the first to complain if she decided to use her power.
The Queen is a vital part of our country abd why it has been prosperus.
Have you noy noticed that since parliament reduced the monarchs power the country has become less happy and more sad. The Queen costs 57p per person now u cant complain for that.
What would you prefer president Tonly Blair.
May the monarchy live on and prosper for ever and restore their rightful power aafterall they were chosen by god.

God save the Queen.
Maybe it sounds better after a pint of Boddys.