This will be Positively Unemployed's 100th Post. Willard Scott refused to wish us happy birthday. So to hell with him.
Unfunny Comic Strip of the Day
Indentured Servant U of C alum of the Day.
"This is the life of Carrie Gevirtz, a 28-year-old social worker who finished a University of Chicago master's degree in social work last year.
Her debt is $55,000. Her annual income is $33,000."
Maybe she knows Johnny Sausage. The elderly rob banks.
"Police say a 75-year-old woman robbed a National City Bank branch in West Mifflin this morning at gunpoint and then led officers on a chase.
But the pursuit didn't last long."
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1 comment:
I'm fascinated by the prospect of elderly prison inmates. Could you imagine a prison full of them? Would they still shank people and run with prison gangs? They'd be trading dentures and Gold Bond for packs of cigarettes.
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