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Unfunny Comic Strip of the Day

A new president for the U of C!
"Yet, he said, he also will try to improve student life at a campus not known for fun.
He said his leadership style will be "open, engaged, transparent and one of ideas." On his first day as president-elect, he lunched with administrators, attended a reception with faculty members and went to a pizza party for students."

Dork. How about going to a beer party for students? Or don't they allow those anymore?

(Concession:Getting Jeff Tweedy to play campus was pretty cool.)

The elderly will attack you for no reason.
One 60-year-old dentist at an ATM grew nervous when a young man began acting strangely behind him, he said.
"He felt threatened," Carmichael said. "He hit him in the groin. The kid went away. Now the kid may not have threatened him but he knew he wasn't going to take that."