B-Licious here.

Frankie is presently serving a four-day sentence at the Minnesota State Penitentiary for sending Dick DeVos too much hate mail. So you're stuck with me until he gets back.

Once I resume my life of crime, I'm going to do it in Norway. Here's why:

Nowegian Vacation Prison

I'm looking forward to wowing you with my expose on malt liquor.