Good thing I had that eighth cup of coffee..

Unfunny Comic Strip OF ALL TIME!

Possibly fictional U of C alum of the Day
"About a month ago, I rode Chair 11 with a lady who had her masters in journalism from the University of Chicago and wrote for the Wall Street Journal. When I told her I was a freelance writer who was unsure of taking out loans to return to grad school, she eruditely suggested I reconsider and get that extra degree. A pearl of wisdom I never would have received had I skied with my own crew that day. "

Does the U of C have a journalism program?

Helping old people leads to Communism.