Elderly Car Attacks are resuming.
MIAMI An elderly man allegedly lost control of his car after leaving a parking space at a Miami stripmall and accidentally crashed through a game store.
You don't have to be Horatio Caine to figure out how to stop the elderly menace:
Yank their licenses.
Seriously. They're attacking the nerds now. And once those pointyheads mobilize their nerd army to retaliate, Miami's gonna be a warzone littered withLittle Rascals and 10-sided dice.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
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